i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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