at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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