Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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