This is not my ceiling
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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