This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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