This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
