can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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