everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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