What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
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O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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