What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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