so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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