Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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