I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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