She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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