You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Quick, to the slutcave!
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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