i think my mom watched the whole time
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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