remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Randomize
