Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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