So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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