: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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