glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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