Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
farters have to be the big spoon...
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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