ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
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I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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