the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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