FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
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Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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