mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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