Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
