Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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