No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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