i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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