She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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