so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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