So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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