Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
True but thats because hes a fetus.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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It was confusing and full of hummus
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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