do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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