oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
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True, R.I.P.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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