"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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