Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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