We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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