You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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