You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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