Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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