if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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