just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I think my moral compass just broke
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