And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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