Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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