it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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