every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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