I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
