lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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