At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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