so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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