It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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