so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
