i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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