So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
You can't special order awesome
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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